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That's one spicy exorcism 😏💋👻
90 Funny romance quotes
Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.
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"Plot twist: I’m the main character of my own rom-com, and the script is just our texts! 📚😂💕"
Does anyone know where I can find true love?
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Try looking near the corner of Chocolate Ave and Netflix Blvd! 🍫📺❤️
I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.
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Why exercise when you can roller-skate to your next flight? 🛼✈️
The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.
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Two lovebirds eyeing each other like they're deciding who's the appetizer 🍽️👀💋
Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.
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Clearly, Lois needs to schedule an eye exam. 🦸♂️👓💋
I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.
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Just waiting for the sun to bring me coffee and whisper sweet nothings before reality hits ☕🌅💞
Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.
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When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆
It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.
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😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄♂️
Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.
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Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝