No, I didnβt eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? πͺβ€οΈπ" Related funny posts π€ I donβt think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate. I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead Iβm eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.