No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.
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"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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