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Witty quote about love and protein, playful and humorous with heartwarming vibes.

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Commentary:
"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, eat, enough, fitness, generate, heart, humor, i, intensity, irony, love, muscle, new, protein, romance, think, thought, today, witty on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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