Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that πππ Related funny posts π€ I think my soulmate might be carbs. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help. My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that. Pasta is something I donβt think Iβll ever get tired of.