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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Going viral on Threads:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Seen just now on Facebook:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Seen just now on WeChat:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Just shared via Twitch:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Just shared via Messenger:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Spotted on Facebook:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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