Funny vain quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

  Commentary:
  🐶💁‍♂️ "Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! 🚪🔔 Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it's not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! 😂 #SorryBuddyNotToday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I'm hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn't mean it's all about you 🌳🕵️‍♂️. Don't flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager

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