Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of lifeβs greatest joys no one really speaks about often. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When someone else washes your hair, it's like winning the spa lottery! ππβ¨ Related funny posts π€ Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again. “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet⦔ Shall I tell you more about myself? My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. The Princess and the Pea, except itβs a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day. And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.