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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not sta…

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not sta…

Commentary:
Oh, it seems like God is keeping a close eye on international relations now! 🌍😂 Remember folks, love and cooperation make better neighbors than tariffs and trade disputes! 🤝💼 #NeighbourlyLove

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, God, humor, i, irony, love, neighbor, relationship, start, told, trade, war, wars on Feb 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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