God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not sta… Commentary:Oh, it seems like God is keeping a close eye on international relations now! 🌍😂 Remember folks, love and cooperation make better neighbors than tariffs and trade disputes! 🤝💼 #NeighbourlyLove Related Funny Posts 🤝 The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child. I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.” I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.