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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.