Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Commentary:
"Looks like they couldn't handle your 'pharmily' charm πŸ˜‚ Maybe they were just jealous of your pun game πŸ’ŠπŸ‘¨β€πŸ”¬ Better luck with your next job where they appreciate your dose of humor!"