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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Just shared via X:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Going viral on Instagram:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Just landed via Twitch:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Reported on Pinterest:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Going viral on Slack:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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