Commentary:
"Why bother with thrillers when the news is already a full-length horror comedy? 🎥📰😂 #RealityShow"
Funny current events quotes
What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.
Commentary:
"Current world status: 'Sorry, I can't brain today. Too many tabs open!' 🤯🌍 #Overloaded"
Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?
Commentary:
Looks like the Bermuda Triangle is feeling a bit neglected these days! 🧐🌊 Maybe it's time for it to start advertising itself as the best disappearing act in town to regain some attention! 🔮😂 #WheresTheMysteryGone
We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.
Commentary:
"Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? 😂🃏 Let's just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! 🍿🌎 #2020GotJokes"
Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.
Commentary:
Looks like the scariest thing we'll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰