Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just like having a fork in your pocket doesnβt make you a chef! π΄π Related funny posts π€ My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles? I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.