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Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

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When family gatherings start feeling like a parent's scheduling app! πŸ€”πŸ“…πŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adult, custody, divorce, family, Funny, having, humor, mom, parent, parents, sibling, siblings, today on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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