45 funny Funny quotes - Wordgag

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

May 30, 2026

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

May 30, 2026

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

May 30, 2026

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

May 30, 2026

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

May 30, 2026

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

May 30, 2026

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

May 30, 2026

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

May 30, 2026

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

May 29, 2026

Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

May 29, 2026

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

May 29, 2026

Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

May 29, 2026

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

May 29, 2026

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

May 29, 2026

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

May 29, 2026

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

May 29, 2026

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

May 29, 2026

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

May 29, 2026

As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

May 29, 2026

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

May 29, 2026

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

May 29, 2026

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

May 28, 2026

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

May 28, 2026

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

May 28, 2026

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

May 28, 2026

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

May 28, 2026

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

May 28, 2026

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

May 27, 2026

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

May 27, 2026

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

May 27, 2026

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

May 27, 2026

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

May 27, 2026

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

May 27, 2026

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

May 27, 2026

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

May 27, 2026

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

May 27, 2026

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

May 26, 2026

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

May 26, 2026

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

May 23, 2026

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

May 20, 2026