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When someone starts acting like they're auditioning for a soap opera, it's definitely time to skip to the next channel! 🎭📺😂
45 Funny Funny quotes
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.
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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.
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Why, oh why, are folks out here pretending to be film critics? 🎬🍿😂
Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”
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When family gatherings start feeling like a parent's scheduling app! 🤔📅😂
Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.
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When your card declines and you secretly wonder if it went on a spontaneous vacation without you 😂💳✈️
Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.
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Living solo: where dust bunnies fear the birthday suit cleaning crew 🧹😆🏡
I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.
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He might be hot enough to melt ice, but he definitely needs a GPS to find the punchline 😂🔥
Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.
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Sounds like Twitter's the ultimate triple threat—swipe left if you're funny, swipe right if you're just here for the memes 😂📱💔
Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.
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Awkward silence: shattered. A hero among crickets! 🦗🎤😅