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  • Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.
  • Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.
  • I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.
  • Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.
  • The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.
  • Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?