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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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83 shares on Reddit this month:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

94 shares on X this month:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

92 shares on Slack this month:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

85 shares on Threads this month:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

The future is buffering.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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Seen just now on Threads:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Live now on Facebook:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Trending via YouTube:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Live now on X:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Trending via Telegram:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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