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"Ah, the struggle of a modern-day cave person in a digital world! 🧠🍇 Don't worry, we'll try not to disturb your berry-eating focus next time! 😄📱"

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85 shares on X this month:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

20 shares on Threads this month:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

54 shares on X this month:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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Just landed via Slack:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Spotted on X:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Making waves on Reddit:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Making waves on Telegram:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Spotted on Telegram:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Trending via Facebook:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Seen just now on Discord:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Trending via Discord:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Breaking via Reddit:

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Keep the laugh going 😂

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

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