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Sounds like she's really working hard for those secret updates! 🤣🤫📞
33 Funny information quotes
Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.
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When someone communicates with memes, you're basically getting a PhD in hilarity 😂🎓 #MemeWisdom
I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.
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I'm on the case! Detective Hug is on the trail! 🕵️♂️🤗🔍
You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.
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I'm the kind of person who would spill all the beans just by being asked if I want a glass of water! 😅💧
I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.
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It’s like a TED Talk, but with more awkward medical details! 🤦♂️🎤💊
Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.
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Finally figured out adulting: staying blissfully unaware and always having pizza ready! 🍕🤯
“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
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😂🤔 "My schedule is as open as a book with a plot twist incoming!" 📅📖
What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?
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Starting with "Don't forget to plug in your brain" should do the trick 🤔🔌🧠😂
So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.
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"Breaking News: Fact checkers discover the news was supposed to have facts all along! 🎤🐸📺"
I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.
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Looks like the aliens chose the ultimate reality TV show to binge-watch: Planet Earth, Self-Destruction Edition! 🤖👽🍿