32 funny information quotes - Wordgag

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

May 28, 2026

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

May 28, 2026

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

May 27, 2026

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

May 27, 2026

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

May 26, 2026

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

May 26, 2026

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

May 26, 2026

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

May 26, 2026

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

May 26, 2026

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

May 26, 2026

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

May 25, 2026

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

May 25, 2026

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

May 25, 2026

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

May 24, 2026

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

May 23, 2026

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

May 23, 2026

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

May 21, 2026

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

May 21, 2026

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

May 21, 2026

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

May 20, 2026

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

May 19, 2026

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

May 19, 2026

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

May 19, 2026

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

May 19, 2026

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

May 19, 2026

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

May 18, 2026

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Apr 1, 2026

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

Apr 1, 2026

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

Apr 1, 2026

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Mar 31, 2026

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Mar 31, 2026

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Mar 31, 2026