Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.