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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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59 shares on WeChat this month:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

32 shares on X this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

23 shares on Discord this month:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

14 shares on Slack this month:

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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Making waves on Discord:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Just shared via Facebook:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Just landed via Telegram:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Live now on Pinterest:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Trending via Discord:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Seen just now on Slack:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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