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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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2 months ago

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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2 months ago

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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2 months ago

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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2 months ago

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55 shares on X this month:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

93 shares on Reddit this month:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

39 shares on TikTok this month:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

48 shares on Discord this month:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

57 shares on X this month:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

My parents think they know me.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Going bananas on Threads:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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