How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee? Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:At least put on pants before the caffeine police show up πβ #LivingTheDream Related funny posts π Diet tip: Your pants canβt get too tight if you never wear any. I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, itβs over for all your other pants. I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.