How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee? Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:At least put on pants before the caffeine police show up πβ #LivingTheDream Related Funny Quotes π€ I donβt mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast. I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.