I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 22, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.
