Commentary:
Saving the world one meeting at a time 🌍✏️😄
Funny convinced quotes
I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.
Commentary:
Fluffy friends: 1, logic: 0. 🐝😄
This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.
Commentary:
When your stomach is stuck in the greatest plot twist of all snack time 🍬😂🤔
Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.
Commentary:
"Finally embraced my inner unicorn on 'imaginary time,' but I couldn't make the meeting… or did I? 🦄⏰✨"
I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.
Commentary:
"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"
I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"
Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.
Commentary:
Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out which takeout place sends free fortune cookies with adulting advice 🍜🕰️🤷♂️