16 funny artificial quotes - Wordgag

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

May 23, 2026

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

May 22, 2026

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

May 21, 2026

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

May 21, 2026

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

May 21, 2026

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

May 20, 2026

Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

Apr 1, 2026

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Mar 31, 2026

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Mar 30, 2026

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Mar 30, 2026

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Mar 30, 2026

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Mar 30, 2026

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Mar 30, 2026

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Mar 30, 2026

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Mar 28, 2026

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Mar 27, 2026