I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.