I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you're the office master of chill vibes and delayed deadlines 😎🦥📅 Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.