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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.