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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

My recliner and I go way back.

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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