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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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"Oh, so THAT's why Rome wasn't built in a day – they forgot to invite you to the construction party! 😂 Looks like they missed out on the expert builder right here! 🏗️💪 #RomeWasntBuiltInADayButItCouldHaveBeenWithYou"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged construction, day, historical, historical reference, humor, i, job, know, reference, Rome, sarcasm, wit on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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