Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
  • Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.
  • Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
  • Happy new fear!
  • Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.
  • There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.