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Experiencing history 2.0: now with extra memes and less gladiators 🏛️😂📱
Funny Rome quotes
Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.
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I can barely build a sandwich in a day, so I'm skeptical 🍕⏳🏛️
Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.
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That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘
I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.
Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”
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Well, who says you can't conquer an empire in style? 👠🛡️ Those Roman soldiers sure knew how to make a statement on the battlefield! Fashion-forward warriors, bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fighting in style." 💃💪 Just imagine their enemies' reactions when they showed up in those short, yet tasteful leather skirts! 🤣 #FashionablyFierce #RomanChic
Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?
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When you realize salt isn't just a seasoning, it's a life choice 🍟🧂😋
I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.
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"Oh, so THAT's why Rome wasn't built in a day – they forgot to invite you to the construction party! 😂 Looks like they missed out on the expert builder right here! 🏗️💪 #RomeWasntBuiltInADayButItCouldHaveBeenWithYou"