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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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90 shares on Discord this month:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

91 shares on Slack this month:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

69 shares on X this month:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

58 shares on Threads this month:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Just shared via Threads:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Just landed via Telegram:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Going viral on Facebook:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Spotted on Threads:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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