I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t. Posted onMay 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Decisions, decisions! 🏠🤔 Maybe staying home is the safest bet after all! 😂 #Homebody" Related funny posts 🤝 If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me. The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence. Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.