Commentary:
"The real secret to aging is mastering the art of absolutely nothing. 🧙♂️🚫😂"
20 Funny reluctance quotes
Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?
Commentary:
Trying to harness the power of procrastination… they're saying it might be the next renewable energy source! 😅🔋📅
They’re making me get out of bed.
Commentary:
"Why walk when you can sarcastically roll towards adulthood? 😴😂🛌"
Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.
Commentary:
Why does my bed have to play hard to get right when I have to get up? It knows I have commitment issues! 😴🛌😂
Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.
Commentary:
Sounds like we need to negotiate with Father Time for a more fun age! 🎉😅🔄
Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”
Commentary:
"Teen logic: Mastering the art of reverse psychology since day one! 🤔🙃 #RebelWithoutACause"
Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.
Commentary:
"Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"
Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.
Commentary:
"Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"
Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
Commentary:
"Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"
You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?
Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous work meeting – modern day assassin of productivity! Beware, lest you end up like Julius Caesar. 🗡️💼 #EtTuZoomMeeting"