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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.