I donβt care if itβs clichΓ©, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! βππ Related funny posts π€ Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you arenβt the one paying for it. Stop! Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population. I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up. I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying. Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.