I donβt get vegetables on my pizza because I donβt like mixing business with pleasure. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! ππ°π Related funny posts π€ The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza. The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.