I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's just my brain working as a fact-powered chainsaw π§ πͺπ Related funny posts π€ My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. Changed my bio on bumble to βIβm gonna murder ur whole familyβ and guys still responded. You donβt need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw. Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th. So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.