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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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That's just my brain working as a fact-powered chainsaw 🧠🔪😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aggression, fact, facts, grudge, grudges, hold, humor, i, just, memory, remember, sarcasm on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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