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"Breaking News: Fact checkers discover the news was supposed to have facts all along! 🎤🐸📺"
Tag Archives: Funny facts quotes
I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.
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That's just my brain working as a fact-powered chainsaw 🧠🔪😂
No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.
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Sounds like a nightmare study group is in session! 💤👻😱
I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.
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"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"
I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.
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Looks like I'm the captain of the S.S. Optimism, sailing straight into the iceberg of reality! 🚢🤔🧊
I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.
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Facts and fun are fighting a constant battle in my brain, but the fun part usually sneaks in a victory lap around Friday evening! 🧠🎉😂