I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

I don't need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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“Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃‍♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂”

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