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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.