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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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2 months ago

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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61 shares on X this month:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

78 shares on Threads this month:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

60 shares on YouTube this month:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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Making waves on Discord:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Just shared via Reddit:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Making waves on X:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Going viral on Twitch:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Spotted on Twitch:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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