I donโt really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Commitment issues? Nah, just auditioning for a hit reality drama! ๐ญ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ When I say โI hate dramaโ, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan! Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long? Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not. The weatherโs got more mood swings than a reality show reunion. The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.