Funny semi-toxic quotes

Witty text about avoiding one-night stands for prolonged, semi-toxic relationships with a humorous twist.

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Commentary:
Commitment issues? Nah, just auditioning for a hit reality drama! 🎭💔📅