To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'm gonna need a New Year's resolution… for everyone else! 😂🎉 Related funny posts 🤝 Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too. I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to. When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh. Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”. The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.