I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Always ready for bed, just like a professional napper extraordinaire! 🛌😴🔋 Related funny posts 🤝 I only trust people who give off unemployable energy. You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired. I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep. I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me. I like my bed more than I like most people.