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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦‍♂️"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cake, complaint, expense, expensive, fat, humor, i, life, lived, longer, people, pet, pets, weight, wish on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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