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Playful quote about finally using a long-collected screw, humorously celebrating feeling alive.

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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Who knew a piece of metal could unlock the secret to eternal youth? πŸ”©πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 25, accomplishment, alive, collection, feeling, hobby, humor, i, never, random, screw, time, used on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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