I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew a piece of metal could unlock the secret to eternal youth? π©ππ Related funny posts π€ A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what theyβre for. God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was. Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica. A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one. Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.