I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do. Funny Quotes October 17, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right? I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man. If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.