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"Who does that bag think it is, bossing around your snack choices like it owns the place? 🙄😂 Serving sizes are more like serving suggestions anyway. Bag, you're not the boss of us! 🙌🍟 #SnackRevolt"

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I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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