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58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

39 shares on X this month:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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