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The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

3 weeks ago

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A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

1 month ago

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

1 month ago

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

1 month ago

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35 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Making waves on WeChat:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Just landed via Reddit:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Just shared via Twitch:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Spotted on Instagram:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Live now on Twitch:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Trending via Pinterest:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Spotted on Instagram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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