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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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All I think about is death and sex.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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