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Funny bathroom scale quotes

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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