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Funny Chinese food quotes

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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