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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty quote about secretive meatloaf recipe kept in a locked briefcase.
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Commentary:
Finally, a family secret worth guarding like Fort Knox! 🥩🗝️☢️

TagsTags: absurdity, comedy, family, grandmother, humor, i, joke, meatloaf, metal, playful, quirky, recipe, wrist

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