Commentary:
Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷♂️🍅
Funny metal quotes
I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.
Commentary:
Finally, a family secret worth guarding like Fort Knox! 🥩🗝️☢️
Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.
Commentary:
"Helvetica: the only font that rocks harder than my playlist! 🤘🎸🖋️"
I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
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Commentary:
"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
Commentary:
"Ah, the complexities of the English language strike again! 🤔🔩 Who knew that something so tough and sturdy like iron would be the exception to the rule? Truly ironic, isn't it?"
I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.
Commentary:
Can't wait to see seniors in the rec room rocking out with a gangsta limp and air guitar solos 🎸🕶️👵🎶