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I have thought one billion times about everything.

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That's a billion more times than I've ever thought about going for a run! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’­πŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged billion, everything, exaggeration, humor, hyperbole, i, overthinking, thinking, thought, times on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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