I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark? Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! ๐ถ๐ #BarkInsteadOfBite" Related funny posts ๐ Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you. They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius. I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity. Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog? I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.