I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This remote has more power than my morning coffee! βππΊ Related funny posts π€ I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, βWow, this changes everything.β Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe. Donβt tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now itβs working. Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner. My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.